Hoodie — "Small Dick Big Dreams" Circular Text Pullover
S / Sport Grey
$45.49
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A soft, roomy hoodie that wears like a calm afternoon and speaks with quiet confidence. The mid-weight cotton/poly blend wraps you in gentle warmth while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle polish. A circular, minimalist text graphic sits on the chest, giving the piece a modern, ironic edge without shouting for attention. Slip your hands into the kangaroo pouch and feel the smooth tubular knit—no side seams to interrupt the silhouette—so it hangs clean and relaxed. This hoodie settles into everyday life: slow coffee runs, late-night walks, and layered comfort during creative work sessions.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight fabric for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, attractive silhouette
- Durable DTF/DTG printed chest and optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX/Oversight-compliant materials for comfort and low environmental impact
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Hoodie — "Small Dick Big Dreams" Circular Text Pullover
$45.49
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight fabric for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, attractive silhouette
- Durable DTF/DTG printed chest and optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX/Oversight-compliant materials for comfort and low environmental impact
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean